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Q How many Virgos does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb

Q How many Virgos does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

Q How many Taureans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

Q How many Taureans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

Q How many Virgos does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

Q How many Scorpios does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: So who wants to know? Why do *you* want to know? Are you a cop?

Q How many Scorpios does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

Q How many Scorpios does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

Q How many Sagittarians does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

Q How many Sagittarians does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

Q How many Sagittarians does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.

Q How many Pisceans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Q How many Pisceans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Huh? The light's out?

Q How many Pisceans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters.

Q How many Librans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Er, two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts, make that two. Is that okay with you?

Q How many Librans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?

Q How many Librans does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps ...

Q How many Leos does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Leos don't change lightbulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them while they're out.

Q How many Leos does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.

Q How many Leos does it take from Flashcomment Zodiac jokes Jokes
Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.



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